One of the central Indiana towns (never to be revealed which) has recently
renamed its main thoroughfare after our beloved call letters. Now, thousands
can not only hear WITT they can actually drive on it. What a wonderful
time to be living. Think about it. Commuting on WITT and digging it at the
same time. What a country!!!
BTW, do not even consider MapQuesting this street. All of the 91.9 agents have
been briefed on the secrecy and national security issues involved herein. Thus
all knowledge of this street has been dissovled, Mr. Phelps. Your mission is to
enjoy listening to WITT, driving on it when you can, and supporting it until
your wallet is totally empty. God Bless America.
Or something like that.
